Jason Sands [ JHSANDS ] [ JASON H SANDS ] JHSands.Com Quotes

Just remember that most quotes are from other people. I just record what they have said. :)

*	"Charm can fool you, and beauty can trick you, but a woman who respects the LORD shall be praised." Prov 31:30 (NCV)

*	"The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out." Thomas Babington Macaulay

*	"There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

*	If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

*	The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous

*	"A little lie is like a little pregnancy, it doesn't take long before everybody knows." - C.S. Lewis

*	James 2:18-20 (NASB) 18 But someone may well say, "You have faith and I have works; show me your faith without the works, and I will show you my faith by my works." 19You believe that God is one You do well; the demons also believe, and shudder. 20 But are you willing to recognize, you foolish fellow, that faith without works is useless?

*	Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. Especially with a $10,000 bounty. - Jerry Lawler

*	God’s Word does tell us, though, that it is better to marry than to burn with passion (1 Corinthians 7:9).

*	♥TRYING TO FORGET SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE TRYING TO REMEMBER SOMEONE YOU NEVER MET! ♥

*	The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

*	"Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you." - Aldous Huxley

*	Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all your heart And do not lean on your own understanding. (NASB)

*	[Trace Adkins - Words Get in the Way] It’s easy to see The way you’re looking at me You just want the same things that I do All I want is to make love to you

*	[AM by text] call me l8r [me] u call me [AM] do not have ur # [me] how did u text me [AM] good ?

*	[the following took place at kroger...] [jake] paper or plastic ma'am? [woman] plastic [jake] wow! you're hot! [jake] what is your number? [woman] I'm a hooker [jake] how much do you charge [woman] paper or plastic? [jake] Paper. I'm not old enough to have a credit card...

*	DC Talk, "the greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians, who acknowledge Jesus with their lips and walk out the door and deny Him by their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable" (DC Talk, Jesus Freak, Track 4)

*	"What did we do in [insert class here]?" - Jed
	"That's hilarious." - Jed
	"He is so gay. If he could get on top of the building he would try to fly like SuperMan." - Jed
	"I think he is laughing because he just realized, 'Did I really just say that?'." - Jed

*	[students] we are 10-19 [me] We don't use 10 codes on the fireground, 10-4? [students] You just said 10-4 [me] (smiling at them) shut up. [Cantley] you peckerwood.

*	"I want the fat girls!" - Avery
	"She's breathing isn't she?" - Avery
	"I'm not saying I wouldn't do her..." - Avery
	"He said something about something."- Avery

*	"You know how it is,pimp!" - Bygg Walt
	"I'll get to it... in like an hour" - Bygg Walt
	"Man, that's real" - Bygg Walt
	"We ate fried chicken, drank 40's, and played bones. What else do you think we did? I'm black!" - Bygg Walt

*	"You miss class and I hate you." - Dr. Ahmad
	"Put your pencil down." - Dr. Ahmad
	"Put your pencil down. You cannot think when you are writing or holding your pencil!" - Dr. Ahmad
	"I cannot see your eyes. Look up here! Look at my eyes! You are not listening if I cannot see your eyes." - Dr. Ahmad
	"If you want to sleep in class, just bring a sleeping bag and sleep on the floor. Lots of space up there!" - Dr. Ahmad
	"You come to class religiously like you go to church. Nevermind, most of you too sorry to get up and go to church." - Dr. Ahmad
	"You people say Asians all the look the same to you. You people look all the same to me!." - Dr. Ahmad
	"You miss class and then sleep in my class. I will see him next semester. You say he is not sleeping... he still is not listening to anything I say. Yep, I will see him next semester." - Dr. Ahmad, yet again hating.

*	"I rode my 4-wheeler to the liquor store when I got done hunting. I walked in and they started handing me money. I thought I hit the lottery, then I figured out I was still holding my gun." - Heard while listening to a group of hunters in the College of Business

*	"I met her at the bar and we had sex all Friday night. She made me breakfast Saturday morning. We had sex all Saturday night. I woke up on Sunday and she was gone. She left a note that thanked me for the sex. I feel like I've been used. I feel like... well I suppose I feel like all the girls I used in the past. Ain't that a [expletive]!" - TM

*	"Without disappointment, you can’t appreciate victory." - Memphis Raines [Movie: Gone in 60 Seconds]

*	"You are still my enemy tonight, but even enemies can show respect." -Priam [Movie: Troy, 2004]

*	[Top Gun] Maverick: Requesting permission for flyby. Air Boss Johnson: That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.

*	[Top Gun] Slider: Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway? Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson.

*	"I hate white people." - Michael
	"I'm not black, I'm just permanently tanned." - Michael
	"If you were black, you could get food stamps. But you aren't. Too bad!" - Michael

*	"Wars may come and go, buy my soldiers stay eternal." - Tupac

*	"I'm not a hero, I'm a firefighter, it's my job to save lives" Denis Leary (Tommy Gavin/RESCUE ME)

*	"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - [Movie: The Godfather II, 1974]

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